by Brit Dee
25 May 2012
God Save Us From The Queen
Union flags are fluttering, bunting is being hoisted, and excitement is
mounting amongst the fawning peasants of Great Britain, as the country
prepares for The Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Whilst the serfs must wait 75 years to celebrate a Diamond Jubilee, godlike
monarchs enjoy the momentous day fifteen years earlier; and so, on June 2nd,
millions of Her Majesty's faithful subjects will celebrate sixty
years of Queen
Don't mention the fact that our country is sinking under the weight of
colossal debts racked up by a corrupt political and financial elite. Keep
quiet about the shameful succession of illegal and immoral wars fought by
Liz's British armed forces, which have killed and injured untold numbers of
Shhh! Don't dare to express the idea that we are
all born equal. It's simply the talk of a gibbering lunatic.
We, the slaves of Britain, will not have our nice day spoiled! We wish to
remain in a state of willful servility, cheerfully celebrating our own
powerlessness, gleefully complicit in our own oppression, blindly supporting
an institution and a system representing all that is wrong with humanity.
Will the Diamond Jubilee mark a last hurrah for the British monarchy?
Unfortunately, if we are to believe
polls, the answer appears a resounding "no". Depressingly, 80% of
respondents voiced their support of the monarchy, with only 13% in favor of
Britain becoming a republic.
Thankfully there are a minority of Brits who reject the role of fawning
subjects to a parasitical royal family. The
who campaign for "a democratic alternative to the monarchy", are planning a
high profile protest against the Diamond Jubilee on June 3rd.
Republic have promised a “loud, bold and
provocative” demonstration, to be held in full view of the Queen's royal
barge as she disembarks at Tower Bridge in London.
Giving hope to those who question the reported upsurge in support for the
monarchy, Republic's chief executive Graham Smith has issued an
encouraging rallying call to fellow anti-monarchists, saying that
The heightened Palace PR campaign of the last eighteen months has already
backfired - people are sick and tired of being told they must celebrate 60
years of one very privileged, very remote and very uninspiring head of
The idea that the monarchy’s future is any safer as a result of the
jubilee is completely laughable.
As the Western public continues its awakening to the exploitative agendas of
a criminal elite, we can only hope that he is correct - and that support for
the vampiric monarchy will be seen someday soon as absurd,
reactionary, and wholly outdated.
Brit talks to Andrew Child of the
anti-monarchy campaign group Republic, currently planning protests against
the Queen's Diamond Jubilee on June 3rd: