Which Desperately Seeketh Entrance
Near Bellaire, Michigan, Brother John Shepherd hath
established this Holy UFO Detecting Station in his grandparent's
humble abode. Brother John diligently seeketh contact with the Holy
Space Brethren From Beyond the End of Time while his Unenlightened
grandparents engage themselves in the Hopelessly Mundane tasks of
reading the newspaper and knitting -- as befits the Profane.