and the Modern UFO Mythos
An eager Neophyte offhandedly remarked:
"Let's not go overboard on this alien abduction material. There is
credible evidence from government witnesses who are talking and have
been working in black government projects and PSYOPS that all these
abduction cases are manufactured using EM waves. These people are
being operated upon to spread disinformation and fear concerning
contact with ET's. Try finding a copy of 'The Controllers'. I
believe it is out of print but some of it is on the web. I have
saved some of those pages and will pass them on to you. These
'abductees' have more in common with mind control victims than they
do with 'contactees'.
The ineffable and enigmatic Professor Blue responds:
::: sigh :::
I wish it were this simple. Unfortunately it is not. Not by a
longshot. In fact, Martin Cannon now deeply regrets ever writing his
seminal monograph "The Controllers" and has literally combed the
entire web looking for vestigial copies which he has both politely
and firmly asked webmasters to remove from their sites. Yet the myth
lives on despite the fact that it's original author deeply regrets
having written it in the first place and despite the fact that one
of it's more prolific current proponents admits to spending no small
amount of time talking to his refrigerator. I shit you not.
Yet on the other side of the coin, we have a well known physicist/UFOlogist
who circulates himself regularly on the Hill, hangs with the NSF (et
al), has two decades of research under his belt and nurses some very
serious intelligence connections yet claims to be the ... uh ...
"Holy Spirit." Again, I shit you not.
So, to this delightfully absurd stew of ideologies and ontologies,
please allow me to toss my $.02 into the eclectic mix:
"More and more we are finding that mythology in general though
greatly contorted very often has some historic base. And the
interesting thing is that one myth which occurs over and over again
in many parts of the world is that somewhere a long time ago
supernatural beings had sexual intercourse with natural women and
produced a special breed of people."
We are all subject to the culturally-imposed rose-colored goggles of
Geordi LaForge when observing what we have come to call the "modern"
UFO enigma. Adhering steadfastly and obediently to the Morals and
Dogmas of the Holy Church of Science and Technology, as loyal
disciples we blindly abide by the Doctrines and Covenants of the
Holy Priests thereof. And we caustically toss such deprecating
glares at our ignorant and superstitious ancestors for their absurd
explanations of this Clearly Scientific and Unmistakably Space-Age
We laugh at our foolish predecessors who were not savvy enough to
recognize as Space Aliens from Mars the elfs, gnomes, trolls,
leprechauns, faeries, sylphs, salamanders, elementals, goblins,
genies, incubus, succubus, vampires and daemons which haunted them
in their day.
Now we are smart enough to realise that the Clever Martian Space
Alien Doctors have mysteriously misplaced all their Scientific
Petrie Dishes so they are forced to scoop sample after sample after
sample of our skin to replenish their ever-dwindling supply of human
DNA and take sample after sample after sample of our cum, ostensibly
to grow their own bastardized half-breed spawn. We are only just now
smart enough to realise they were not merely vampiric Adepts of the
Black Lodge (the Vama Marg) -- milking our tantric
energies/life-force/vril/orgone/chi to maintain their own pitiful
and pathetic existences.
For, you see, yesterday's vampires have become today's Rectum Coring
Reticulan Space Aliens who, apparently famished after their lengthy
interstellar Cosmic Voyage ( Doc Courtney Brown's fine work
notwithstanding), have managed to stave off their ravenous hunger by
gnawing on bovine assholes, carved out with all the precision their
Space Age Martian Laser Beam Butthole Slicers can offer.
It's all very scientific, you see.
Yesterday, Faustian mages conjured interstitial entities to have
them fetch wealth, power, intell or enlightenment. Today, CSETI's
Doc Stevie Greer (when he's not double-crossing and pissing off
every fellow UFOlogist under the sun, or alienating his one-time
rich sugardaddy, Laurence Rockefeller) "vectors in the friendly
Space Brothers" with powerful flashlights, group
meditations/visualisations and other Highly Scientific Procedures
such as "Koch-Kyborg" pyramidal visualisations or "Coherent Thought
Yesterday, Queen Elizabeth I inquired of her Enochian mage -- Dr.
John Dee -- entreating him to consult with the Enochian Angels in
order to obtain tactical military advice and the like. Today those
wacky DIA boys employ ... uh ... "Scientific" Remote Viewing
Protocols to obtain similar intell. (Please note that our illegally
extorted tax dollars also finance a wealth of other Scientific
Intelligence Gathering Operations -- crystal ball gazing, skrying,
tarot card reading, seances, channelings, etc.)
So you can clearly see that we have come a long way.
And now, the mythological serpent which seduced Eve in the garden of
Eden has been replaced with the more time- and culture- appropriate
Space Alien Lizards from Alpha Draconis. The word Draconis, BTW,
being loosely translated, means "dragon" and has surfaced in such
places as the name of the legendary vampire Count Dracu (Dracula)
and angry diatribes on the Senate floor, accusing certain
seat-sitters therein of passing allegedly draconian legislation.)
These clever Draco Reptoids who, we are told by Cosmic
Awareness(tm), have recently hidden themselves in that hollowed-out
battle planetoid, The Hale-Bopp Special, have for millenia buggered
our boys and boinked our women and more recently have met with
charismatic Masonic entrepreneurs in Salt Lake City to start new
religious cults and design tantric occult underwear.
But wait -- it gets even better!
Yes, today the Space Alien Abductees are routinely bent over in
order to facilitate the Space Aliens' shoving odd probes up their
asses to "enlighten their consciousness," all the while excusing
such bizarre and irrationally perverse behaviour by doling out
absurdly irrelevant quasi-spiritual new-agey platitudes on the
importance of living "green."
So are clever interstitial entities (read: incubus/succubus) raping
our people and mind-fucking them into an absurd "cosmic
codependence?" Oddly enough, it appears this damn well might be the
case (as in the Schaffer quote above, neo-Nephilim 'n all.)
But the RILLY smart ones among us know that the entire Space Alien
mind-fuck meme which has so infected the Jungian collective of our
day is nothing more than a cover for Uncle Samuel to hide behind as
he controls both our noggins and our very souls with his apparently
omnipotent EMF/ELF/GWEN/RHIC/EDOM Delgado gizmos, playing his
Diabolical HAARP and thereby forcing us as mere pawns to dance to
the maniacal drumbeat of his Insidious Electronic Voodoo.
C'mon, folks, is this not much more a case of "my mythology can beat
the shit out of your mythology" more than anything else? Are we
truly so terrified of having our own sacred cows tipped that we will
stoop to such ridiculous lows to rationalise away those events which
defy definition from within the constraints of our myopic and
hopelessly culture-bound perspectives?
Sit, PSY-OP, sit. Good dog, PSY-OP!
So does the unconscionable, shit-for-brains military/intelligence
community piggyback on the coattails of such bizzare interstitial
phenomenologies, employing them to cover many of their hideous and
inhumane black ops? Of course they do. One needn't look much further
than the infamous Pentacle Memo for verification of this insidious
But did they spawn the initial phenomena in the first place -- the
highly elusive "ghosts in the machine" a la Eph. 6:12? Puh-leeeze,
in all of their bureaucratic pomp and splendour, they appear to be
capable of little more than tripping over their own clueless
Is the modern "UFO/space alien" mythos, then, about milint
mindcontrol ops? Yes and no. Is it about folklore, mythology,
cultural memes and magick? Yes and no. Is it about currently
inexplicable interstitial and/or paranormal phenomena? Yes and no.
Is it about political and socio-religious metaprogramming? Yes and
no. In fact, it appears to be about damn near everything but
"martians flying around in space ships."
In closing, please allow me to quote an ancient Odinnic prophecy
which states that "when the world is pregnant with lies, a secret
long hidden will be revealed."
And believe me, the gummint -- in it's infinite wisdom -- will be
the very last to know.
Or to underpstand.